Caso # 7485950 - Sovereign Syre

Case #7485950 – February 29th, 3:54 PM. Suspect is a woman over thirty. She identifies herself as Sovereign Syre, is filed under our Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. Upon search, the suspect complains that the Officer is touching her inappropriately, requests a female Officer. Suspect states that a contraception device is causing the metal detecting wand to go off, however it is soon discovered that *** goods are the source. To avoid law enforcement prosecution, the suspect makes a deal with the Officer. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on February 29, 2020.